Y'ALL MOTHERF*CKERS NEED SANTA SWEATSHIRT
Y'ALL MOTHERF*CKERS NEED SANTA SWEATSHIRT
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When you're feeling festive… but with an edge. Meet your new favorite cozy go-to: the "Y’all Motherf*ckers Need Santa" sweatshirt in white! This unisex pullover features long sleeves, dropped shoulders, and a super-soft interior, perfect for keeping you comfy while spreading cheeky holiday vibes. Stay warm, stay stylish, and let everyone know exactly what the holidays need—Santa, obviously!
FIT:
- True to size with a relaxed, comfortable fit.
- Unisex design, perfect for all.
- Versatile for layering or wearing on its own.
- Size down for a more fitted look
- Size up 1 or 2 sizes for an oversized fit
DETAILS:
- Versatile unisex soft sweatshirt for comfy layering or standalone wear
- Air-jet spun yarn for softness and durability.
- Side-seam construction for a clean, lasting fit.
- DTG screen printed graphic
FABRICS + CARE:
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Machine wash cold inside out, gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Lay flat or hang to air dry
- Do not iron on graphic
Seasonal Item, Final sale. non-returnable
Each order is printed with care for you, reducing overproduction, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thank you for your thoughtful purchase! Note: Natural color variations may occur.
Each order is printed with care for you, reducing overproduction, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thank you for your thoughtful purchase! Note: Natural color variations may occur.
Designed, Owned, Created by CACTUS BLOOM CO.™
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
All Cactus Bloom designs use a relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit designed for real-life comfort. Size up for a more oversized look.
Model + video + detailed measurements available on our Fit Guide →
SHIPPING & PROCESSING
SHIPPING & PROCESSING
Free Shipping on orders $100+
Orders are processed in 4–10 business days since each order is prepared individually and made just for you before it ships. You’ll receive tracking as soon as it leaves our hands.
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Returns
Returns
Returns / Store Credit
We offer 30-day returns for store credit only. Shipping and handling fees may apply. We currently do not offer returns for refunds. Eligible Products must be returned in their original condition, unworn, unaltered, and unwashed.
Final Sale items (hat/seasonal) not eligible.
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Crafted to last. For best results:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
- Avoid bleach to preserve color and fabric integrity
- Lay flat or hang to air dry for long-lasting softness
- Do not iron directly on graphics

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Women-Owned. Women-Led.
Created by women who design loud, live bold, and never shrink their confidence — the energy behind:
Be Bold, Be Unapologetic, Be You.
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Sustainably Sourced
We don’t do fast fashion — we craft small-batch, intentionally made pieces meant to live longer, feel better, and become the ones you reach for again and again.